Monday, June 23, 2008

The Great Stink

About a year ago, for one day, all of New York City smelled like a rats asshole, serious ass hole, so much like asshole that people thought it may have been a terrorist attack. About midway through the day some scientist yayhoo gets on the tube and blames the smell on Jersey, no scientific explanation, just simply, "Hey, what the fuck do you expect? We live right next to Jersey."... nobody questioned him, nobody asked for a detailed explanation, and by the next day everyone had forgotten about it. Does Jersey suck so bad that just being neighbor means that once every few years, for a day, your going to smell like shit? For real man, Jersey must be a fucking hell hole.

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